Somebody please give this kid a lollipop and a firetruck and send him on his way

[dampscribbler]

Exactly how many farewell addresses does one soon-to-be ex-president need?  By my count, tonight he gives his third (at least). 

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Re: best subject line EVER

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

I think the kindest thing we can do for Palin is to ignore her. She'll go away, like a wart. That's my theory. The alternative is too painful to consider.

Re: best subject line EVER

[kellyrfineman.livejournal.com]

I hope you're right. Because the other option with warts is freezing them, and if living in Alaska isn't taking care of her, we're sort of stuck.

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

I guess there's always duct tape.

Re: best subject line EVER

[kellyrfineman.livejournal.com]

Bahahaha! Very resourceful, Kristi. I consider that the "Carrie Jones" answer.

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Remind me to change my middle name to "Resourceful." Or "Carrie Jones." :)

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Hm. I'm afraid she's less like a wart and more like venereal disease.

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Um, that was supposed to be my "I voted" icon. If you see a blond woman in a cool hat like I do, I have no idea where it came from.

Re: best subject line EVER

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

Yes, I see a blonde in a cool hat. It's not your icon?

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Nope. But it probably works better than "I voted," so maybe it's editorial on LJ's part. :)

Re: best subject line EVER

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

Weird. I see it on your pics page. Looks like it got swapped out somehow. Has someone been modifying your account on Ambien? ;-(

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Maybe chillyrodent is helping me out?

Re: best subject line EVER

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

I've never known her to do such a thing, but anything's possible!

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Unlikely, though, since no one else has my password.

I have no idea what happened there. I wonder if she'll last?

Re: best subject line EVER

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

I just checked all of mine to see if they were the same; they are. I hope she sticks around. She's quite glam!

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

She's gone.

go figure.

Re: best subject line EVER

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

Alas, and oh woe.

Re: best subject line EVER

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

Condyloma (http://www.condyloma.org/main.html)!

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Blech. Right on.

What exactly is happening in your icon there? It looks like motherhood.

not in front of the baby!

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

Rhinos fornicating in front of a juvenile.

Re: not in front of the baby!

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That's what I thought. My original assessment stands. :)

Re: not in front of the baby!

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

;-)