Somebody please give this kid a lollipop and a firetruck and send him on his way

[dampscribbler]

Exactly how many farewell addresses does one soon-to-be ex-president need?  By my count, tonight he gives his third (at least). 

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best subject line EVER

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

You are too funny. My theory is he wants to remind people that he's still president until he ISN'T. Either that, or he's too dumb and has to say it over and over again to hear that it's really over.

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

It needed to be said.

I honestly can't explain it. Maybe he has nothing better to do? Maybe he's afraid this is his last chance to get anyone to listen to him (possible the most insightful he's ever manged to be, if this is the case)? I don't know. I'm just looking forward to not having to see his ugly mug on the TV and in the papers anymore.

Of course, Sarah Palin is determined not to go away anytime soon. Waaah. :(

Re: best subject line EVER

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

I think the kindest thing we can do for Palin is to ignore her. She'll go away, like a wart. That's my theory. The alternative is too painful to consider.

[kellyrfineman.livejournal.com]

He's thinking Maybe if I keep giving speeches, someone will eventually applaud.

Re: best subject line EVER

[kellyrfineman.livejournal.com]

I hope you're right. Because the other option with warts is freezing them, and if living in Alaska isn't taking care of her, we're sort of stuck.

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

LOL! We'll applaud when he hands over the keys.

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Hm. I'm afraid she's less like a wart and more like venereal disease.

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Um, that was supposed to be my "I voted" icon. If you see a blond woman in a cool hat like I do, I have no idea where it came from.

Re: best subject line EVER

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

Condyloma (http://www.condyloma.org/main.html)!

Re: best subject line EVER

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

Yes, I see a blonde in a cool hat. It's not your icon?

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

I guess there's always duct tape.

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Nope. But it probably works better than "I voted," so maybe it's editorial on LJ's part. :)

Re: best subject line EVER

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

Weird. I see it on your pics page. Looks like it got swapped out somehow. Has someone been modifying your account on Ambien? ;-(

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Blech. Right on.

What exactly is happening in your icon there? It looks like motherhood.

not in front of the baby!

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

Rhinos fornicating in front of a juvenile.

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Maybe chillyrodent is helping me out?

Re: not in front of the baby!

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That's what I thought. My original assessment stands. :)

Re: not in front of the baby!

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

;-)

Re: best subject line EVER

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

I've never known her to do such a thing, but anything's possible!

Re: best subject line EVER

[kellyrfineman.livejournal.com]

Bahahaha! Very resourceful, Kristi. I consider that the "Carrie Jones" answer.

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Unlikely, though, since no one else has my password.

I have no idea what happened there. I wonder if she'll last?

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Remind me to change my middle name to "Resourceful." Or "Carrie Jones." :)

Re: best subject line EVER

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

I just checked all of mine to see if they were the same; they are. I hope she sticks around. She's quite glam!

[penpusher.livejournal.com]

At least ONE MORE...

Re: best subject line EVER

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

She's gone.

go figure.

[dampscribbler.livejournal.com]

Heehee. Okay, I'm cool with that one.

Re: best subject line EVER

[jillbertini.livejournal.com]

Alas, and oh woe.