Hello, hello hello hello!
One bourbon, yes. Maybe two bourbons, as long as I don't forget to set the VCR for "West Wing."
Speaking of VCRs, I read yesterday that they're becoming the 8-track tapes of the new millennium. Is that possible? Oh, of course it is! Because once Target stops selling blank videotapes, I have to buy new equipment to record my TV shows! Every capitalist entertainment dude in America wants me to have to buy new equipment. Just like when my turntable broke and I had to buy a CD player. And replace some of my old vinyl with CD. The Beatles won. Billy Idol lost.
This bourobn is affecting me more than usual tonight....
One bourbon, yes. Maybe two bourbons, as long as I don't forget to set the VCR for "West Wing."
Speaking of VCRs, I read yesterday that they're becoming the 8-track tapes of the new millennium. Is that possible? Oh, of course it is! Because once Target stops selling blank videotapes, I have to buy new equipment to record my TV shows! Every capitalist entertainment dude in America wants me to have to buy new equipment. Just like when my turntable broke and I had to buy a CD player. And replace some of my old vinyl with CD. The Beatles won. Billy Idol lost.
This bourobn is affecting me more than usual tonight....