Holy cow I could waste a whole lot of time

 reading the Journal of Popular Culture.  Because that's the kind of girl I am. 

Researchery

 I love doing research, reading articles, gathering information.  So I've got to hand it to Idaho State University, the institution I'm taking my coursework through right now, for making information gathering and access so tediously complex that I DON'T EVER WANT TO DO RESEARCH AGAIN EVER!

Way to pay off, education.