Are all kids drawn to dogshit like flies, or just mine?

Tried out the new roller skates this afternoon.  Maggie found dogshit to roll through, of course.  Then she rolled over my foot.  The skate wheels can be cleaned, the top of my sneakers not so much.  Bye, sneakers. 

Forehead slap

I forgot I can watch Presidential addresses now!  I didn't even think to put it on the DVR. This new administration is going to take some getting used to.