Idiosyncracies

I really cannot stand to have anyone touch my toenails.  I love a foot massage, but don't want anyone touching my toenails.  I think it's because I read about some sort of torture involving bamboo shoots beneath finger and toenails when I was in my formative years, and it warped me (much of my public school experience warped me in similarly useless ways.)  I don't know if it's because of this discomfort or in spite of it that a fish pedicure sounds positively heavenly, all I know is I want one.