Laws Concerning Food and Drink; Household Principles; Lamentations of the Father

This really must be shared.

http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/97feb/frazier/frazier.htm

About liberals

Did you know that "liberals" are all about "having fun right now"? The cute young blond at the next table at dinner last night shared that with her dinner date. "What I don't like about liberals," she said, "is that whole 'have fun now' attitude. Maybe they're having fun now, but how much fun will it be when they have 20 STDs and several kids out of wedlock?"

Yes, that is what she said. I feel so enlightened. Also, as a liberal, I wonder if my orgy invitation got lost in the mail.