Finally writing the Christmas letter

I want to send my cards out. I've had them since the day after Thanksgiving. I haven't even addressed them yet. I've been trying to write a nifty little newsletter to put in with them, but there is so much to tell, and only a bit of room on the page. What do people want to know about my year? What do I want to tell? How much longer do I have to write this thing? (It should have been done a week ago, really.) So, I am writing it, and whatever I get is what my friends and family get. If it's too boring, it can be ignored.

Maybe before Christmas I'll post it here.