Pity the poor, peed-upon Mall Santa
My favorite Christmas moment of 2008 --
walking through the shopping mall long before the snow began, it must have been about Dec. 7, and glancing over at the mall Santa, a line of kids waiting for him, and seeing him swipe his white-gloved hand across his pants a couple of times and then sniff it.
walking through the shopping mall long before the snow began, it must have been about Dec. 7, and glancing over at the mall Santa, a line of kids waiting for him, and seeing him swipe his white-gloved hand across his pants a couple of times and then sniff it.